Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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