just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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