we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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