I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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