every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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