You surviving the open bar?
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just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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