I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I don't deserve a penis
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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