OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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