Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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