your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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