I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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