Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Randomize
