i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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