my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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