I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
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LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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