..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You don't make any sense
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