be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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