ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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