Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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