my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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