HIV tests are more positive than that guy
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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