I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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