Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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