READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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