Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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