Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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