i wish my penis had a tongue
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
We’re leaving where are you
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