did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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