Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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