Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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