it was like eating out sand paper
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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