The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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