He kissed a someone with a penis
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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