I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
tell me about the fingering
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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