I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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