: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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