you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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