i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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