grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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