Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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