just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
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She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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