We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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