This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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