:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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