I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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