Joe is yelling at the trees again.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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