We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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