We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
