my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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