it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
