BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
fuck your aforementioned shoe
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
whose ass print is on the piano?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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