STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm at about main and main street
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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