sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I have tasted many bathrooms
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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