i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...