D3 body, D1 cock
he wants to bone in the snuggie
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
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Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?