Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
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He had one of those small greek statue penises
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%